Ek Din Techer Ne Pappu Ka Pura Lanch Kha Liya Aur Dakarte Hue Bola "Beta Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahin Loge Ki Mainne Tumhara Lanch Kha Liya" Pappu: Nahin Sar Main Ghar Jakar Bol Dunga Ki Mera Khana Kutta Kha Gaya
Techer: Kitne Saal Ke Ho? Pappu: Register Me Dekh Lo Techer: Kahan Ke Ho? Pappu: Skool Recard Men Dekh Lo Techer: Sabse Jyada Pyar Kise Karte Ho Maa Ya Baap? Pappu: Mere Dil Se Puch Lo Techer: Kaha Hai Tera Dil? Pappu: Apni Beti Se Puch Lo
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Techer: Semester Sistam Se Kya Fayda Hai Batao? Pappu: Fayda To Pata Nahin Par Beijjati Sal Men Do Bar Ho Jati Hai
Techer: Bhaichare Ka Prayog Karte Hue Koi Vakya Banao Pappu: Maine Dudh Wale Se Puchha Tum Dudh Itna Mahanga Kyon Bechte Ho? To Vah Bola 'Bhai Chara' Mahanga Ho Gaya Hai
Pinki: Tum Paidal Kyon A Rahe Ho Bike Se Aana Chahiye Tha N? Pappu: Are Tumne Hi To Kaha Tha Dhiredhire Se Meri Jindagi Me Aana